Salad Puns

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Lettuce begin
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Cmon guys I just need leafy salad puns
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Don’t lettuce down
Lizunchikk
I think I will
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I will also take weed puns
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Don’t worry, we will weed out the weak ones
snoozyman
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.
Lizunchikk
lmao
OP_Chessist

What do you call a golfer who's had a haircut and met the par ?

OP_Chessist

Parsnip

TheRealTorchLit

I’d rephrase that one.

”What do you call a barber who likes to golf? Parsnip.”