Q. What is superman's favorite drink?
A. Fruit punch !
SMD's or SuperMansmackDown's
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May 25, 2017
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#23
Q. Why is superman gay?
A. Blame it on pink Kryptonite !
(There actually was an original series which included pink K and superman being gay) hence the popular joke.
May 25, 2017
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#25
Yes, it's superman, strange visitor from another planet, who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way !
that's the official version
May 25, 2017
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#27
Alamo Drafthouse announced a “women only” screening of “Wonder Woman” for June 6.
“The most iconic superheroine in comic book history finally has her own movie, and what better way to celebrate than with an all-female screening?” wrote the Austin-based theater. “Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying ‘No Guys Allowed’ for one special night at the Alamo Ritz. And when we say ‘Women (and People Who Identify As Women) Only,’ we mean it. Everyone working at this screening — venue staff, projectionist, and culinary team — will be female.”
May 25, 2017
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#28
The DC comic flick, which stars Israeli actress Gal Gadot, tells the story of Diana, who leaves behind her Amazon nation to become a superhero for “a world that desperately needs it.”
The announcement has sparked outrage among male attendees.
“Great, let us know when you have guys-only screenings of Thor, Spider-Man, Star Wars, etc,” wrote one viewer on Alamo’s Facebook page. “Let’s see you walk the walk now that you set this precedence.”
Aug 10, 2017
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#30
Back to: People Jokes : Comic Book Jokes Q: Where does Superman park his privates? A: On Lois Lane Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day? A: "That's mighty bigamy!" Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women? A: "That's awful bigamy!" Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? A: Superbowl. Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot beef broth? A: Souperman! Q: Why did Superman flush the toilet? A: Because it was his duty! Q: What is Supermans favorite part of the joke? A: The "punch" line!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comicbookjokes/supermanjokes.html
Aug 10, 2017
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#31
Three Drunks Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building. The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!" The second drunk says, "You're crazy!" The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top! The second drunk says, "Let me try!" So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT! The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comicbookjokes/supermanjokes.html
Aug 10, 2017
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#32
Superpowers Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spider-man to see if wanted to grab a couple of beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?" "NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comicbookjokes/supermanjokes.html
Cheese and crackers anyone?
Q. What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
A. Souperman !