Spinoff of SSR

This is a spinoff of SSR. If you don’t know what it is, go read @Hypermuddish’s The Story Of Soviet Russia series first.

One day before the russian revolution:

Tsar Nicholas II was doing his homework because he dad was mean and stuff

Nicholas’s dad: Yo nicholas i need you to help a bunch of samurais from japan are coming to kill us and one of them has something that those french people called a u le tee or something.

Nicholas: WHAT. AN UFO???? I KNEW THOSE JAPANESE PEOPLE WERE ALIENS

Random union dude: Sir, what action do you propose

Nicholas: GOANDDISPATCHTHOSEALIENS

Random union dude: YES SIR

Random union dude goes with 50 troops.

Soldier 27: HE said Go and patch up those Americans right?

Soldier 41: I think so

Union dude: OK LETS RUN AND DESTROY AUSTRIA-HUNGARY THEN DISPATCH SPAIN, AFTER THEN WE’LL FORCE ENGLAND TO GIVE US PASSAGE MEN. LET'S CHARGE.

In Austria-Hungary

Soldier 47: Dude these people look like uhh those helper class things with that Manmarks thing leading them

Union dude: No matter, my class boss ranger can outrange them.

Union dude outranges them.

But then the helpers started helping the marksman

Soldier 7: Dude we’re the ones getting outranged now

Union dude: SJFHSJGHSJDG HDSJF HOW ARE THERE SOMANY STUPID HELPERS @*($&%*#&*(*&

Soldier 47: -_- I’m a warrior i do nothing

Union dude: GIVE ME BACKUP NOW PEOPLE

Smart dude: ello

Union dude: Who are you

Smart dude: I can help

Union dude: THEN DO IT

Smart dude: My class is healer so I can heal ur dudes until they kill their dudes.

Soldier32: THATS SO SMART

Smart dude: ikr thats why im called smart dude.

CHARGE

Anyways the Austrians died.

Soldier27: THERE'S SPAIN LOOK

Union dude: ATAC

smart dude: wait

Union dude: WAT

Smart dude: they have a berserker 

Soldier 17: isn’t that the thing that can obliterate half of prussia or something.

Smart dude: NO IT WAS HALF OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

Union dude: THEN HOW DO WE KILL IT. 

Smart dude:A wizard can

SOldier 1: Lol so i can own shot it 

SPAIN: ME SURRENDER

Union dude: HOORAY

Smart dude: WAIT, THEY’RE SURRENDERING TO A GIANT WORM

Union dude: WHAT
Soldiers: how do we kill it

SPAIN: HEY YOU GUYS THERE RUNAWAY IDK WHO YOU ARE THIS THING IS INVINCIBLE

Smart dude: Actually, I believe that asparagus can kill this thing

Union dude: WHO LIKES ASPARAGUS YOU DOUT

Soldier 50: look theres an banana

Union dude: so what

Soldier 50: Can i eat it

Union dude: idc

Soldier 50: Grabs the bananas

Banana: Hullo there.

Soldier 50: AHHH A TALKING BANANA

Banana: It’s not as crazy as someone who likes asparagus

Soldier 50: Fair

Worm: DOIE U DOUTS

DUN DUN DUN. To be continued.

lul good job.

next time can you pls try to add a character named "hypermuddishishandsome123" in it lol

he is a bad guy

he is a noob and a base class

and he is trying to impersonate me

ok

very good

I was gonna make a Soviet Russia joke, but I forgot.