Spinoff of SSR (Funnier version)

Dis is a spinoff of ssr. If u don’t no wat its, go read @hypermuddish’s the story of soviet russia series 1st.

1 day b4 the russian revolution:
tsar nicholas ii was doing his hw bc he dad was mean and stuff
nicholas’s dad: yo nicholas i need u 2 help a bunch of samurais frum japan r cumin 2 kill us and 1 of dem haz something tht doz french ppl called a u le tee or something.
nicholas: wat. An ufo???? i knew doz japanese ppl wer aliens
randum union dude: sir, wat action do u propose
nicholas: goanddispatchthosealiens
randum union dude: ya sir
randum union dude goes w/ 50 troops.
soldier 27: he said go and patch up doz americans rite?
soldier 41: i think so
union dude: k lets run and tilt austria-hungary then dispatch spain, after then we’ll 4ce england 2 give us passage men. Let's charge.
in austria-hungary
soldier 47: dude deez ppl look liek uhh doz helper class things w/ tht manmarks thing leading dem
union dude: nu matter, my class boss ranger can outrange dem.
union dude outranges dem.
but then the helpers started helping the marksman
soldier 7: dude we’r the 1s getting outranged now
union dude: sjfhsjghsjdg hdsjf how r der somany stupid helpers @*($&%*#&*(*&
soldier 47: -_- i’m a warrior i do nothing
union dude: give meh backup now ppl
smart dude: ello
union dude: whomst r u
smart dude: i can help
union dude: then do it
smart dude: my class is healer so i can heal ur dudes until they kill their dudes.
soldier32: thats so smart
smart dude: ikr thats y im called smart dude.
charge
anyways the austrians died.
soldier27: der's spin look
union dude: atac
smart dude: w8
union dude: wat
smart dude: they have a berserker
soldier 17: isn’t tht the thing tht can obliter8 half of prussia or something.
smart dude: nu it was half of the roman empir
union dude: then how do we kill it.
smart dude:a wizard can
soldier 1: lmao so i can own shot it
spain: meh surrender
union dude: hooray
smart dude: wait, they’r surrendering 2 a giant secret tube dude
union dude: wat
soldiers: how do we kill it
spain: yo u dudes der runaway idk whomst ur dis thing is invincible
smart dude: actually, i believe tht asparagus can kill dis thing
union dude: whomst lieks asparagus u dout
soldier 50: look theres an banana
union dude: so wat
soldier 50: can i vore it
union dude: idc
soldier 50: grabs the bananas
banana: hullo der.
soldier 50: ahhh a talking banana
banana: it’s not as absolutely barbaric as some1 whomst lieks asparagus
soldier 50: fair
secret tube dude: doie u douts
dun dun dun. 2 b continued

Lol cool