SSR:1917 PART 3

Part 3:

Smart dude: YO WHAT’S THAT

Worm: my mouth

Smart dude: wait so ur mutated

Worm: Duh now time to eat u

Smart dude: MUTATED STUFF DIE TO MUTATED STUFF

Union dude: Chucks banana at worm

Worm: nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Long story short the worm died

Smart dude: that was anticlimactic

Union due: no compilexef bords pwease

Smart dude: k

Banana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM DYING OH NO OH NO OH NO AHHH ME DYING OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO HO NO OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Union dude: WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE BANANA

Smart dude: The mutated worm hurt the bananas, as it was mutated

Union dude: oh no oh no rip banana thats sad

SPAIN: Go to england rn we’ll help bananas

Union due: ok sure

Long story short, they forgot about the banana and went to england.

Smart dude: It appears that there is a Shogun here

Union dude: STUDY SLANG BRUH

Smart dude: lets get passages bois

Union dude: bruh how r u dat gud

Smart dude: y u text 2 speech

Union dude: u do 2

Smart dude: fine

Soldier 35: Look England is attack France

Union dude: Perfect we can destroy them both

Joffre teleports: YO WUT DOS U THINKETH UTH DOIN

Union dude: WHO ARE U

Joffre: DA DUDE THA SAVED DA SOVIET’S LIVEs

Union dude: LIES THIS IS THE ONLY ACTIVE QUEST

Joffre: Wait whats ur quest

Smart dude: Good point what is the quest again

Soldiers: We believe it was go and displach those armelians 

Union dude: Well first we have to patch up those americans

Anyways they journey to england.

Emperor Hirohito Of Japan marches to face the people

Union dude: Yo why are you here smh, aren't’ you japanese not englandish

Hirohito: Go look on wikipedia at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_Army_full_generals then control f search my name its like:

Union dude: IT SAYS HONORARY

Hirohito: Shut up I’m a field marshall

Smart dude: Actually that’s in 1930, and it’s currently 1917

Hirohito:  WHatever TROOPS ATTACK

Germany shows out of nowhere and says: LOL NOOBS WW1 STARTING NOW AUSTRIA ALREADY HIT SERBIA

Joffre: Bruh what is this at least spain isn’t in this chaos

Union dude: ABout that

When everyone thought that nothing could get more chaotic: YO HIROHITO 

Hirohito: Hey shogun

Shogun: Someone is coming here

A mysterious figure appears

Germany, france, and the soviets, pause

They all say: WHO IS U

???: I am Hypermuddishishandsome, the REAL HYPERMUDDISH

Germany: I normally hate you guys, but france and soviet russia first we kill this dude then kill each other

FIne

Fine

France moves in for the kill, but then Hypermuddish is handsome summoned 500 paladins to tank all of the hit

Germany: TF THIS DUDE HOW DID HE JUST GET SO MANY TIER 3S

Hypermuddish is handsome: Lol Im a tier 4 u nub

Union dude: HAAAALP

Instantly, a couple of people teleport to help

Hypermuddish is handsome: Meh it doesn’t matter I’m still more handsome than ur dudes.

Ovechkin: You nub, I'm known as the great 8 aka da best hockey player in the world, give me da yummy foods.

Hypermuddish is handsome: so what im more handsome u

Ovechkin: My class is Hydromancer Imma freeze u now.

Hypermuddish is handsome: go pyromancer melt the ice and aeromancer blow the water away

Ovechkin: Bruh

Out of nowhere Churchill teleports there: HOW DARE YOU HIROHITO YOU BETRAY US ATTACK  

Hirohito: You forgot my class was Emperor lol

Soldier 17143: Bruh

Hypermuddish is handsome: HAHA YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME

Churchill: Meh doesn’t matter I fought with whole of europe and me no surrender.

Hypermuddish is handsome: BUT I’M HANDSOME YOU IDIOT

Roosevelt teleports here.

Roosevelt: Yo is this like a whole world gathering thing?

Churchill: No switzerland though

Roosevelt: well nobody cares about them:

Hypermuddish is handsome: well gtg bai

Union dude: Now imma patch u guys up

Roosevelt: No bai

Union dude: Oh well let’s go dispatch the armenians 

EPILOGUE:

Hypermuddish is handsome: lol they think i'm a tier 4 me too handsome my bluffing skilz op.

???: Yes sir

Hypermuddish is handsome: They let a rank 0 beat them they noobs

Hypermuddish is handsome: Clones op

???: You are handsome indeed

Hypermuddish is handsome: Well duh Hypermuddish is handsome is handsome because Hypermuddish is handsome, so Hypermuddish is handsome is handsome, Hypermuddish is handsome is Hypermuddish is handsome dad Hypermuddish is handsome is handsome is handsome is handsome as well, Hypermuddish is handsome is smart

???: yes Hypermuddish is handsome

LOL MY CHARACTER IS IN IT YAY

yes

Kewl