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Lexus the ranch hound
Chapter 1
O hello I’m Lexus the ranch hound. Well I bet it’s spring. Mostly because it’s stoped snowing. Well ware should I start? How bout I start over? Ok let’s give it a try.
I’m Lexus . Hank the ranch hound .
All right that’s better. Well I was heading down to the gas tanks. That’s ware my and Rovers pitiful little beds are. Lexus .
Yes Rover. It’s drover and I. You should be respectful. To who or whom am I supposed to respect. Well me Rover. Hush. Sorry. You should be. Ware was I. Well let me think hm ... I don’t know. Of course you don’t. Wate I know I was talking about
Bones. Bones are ok but a nice tender stake bone. No that wasn’t it. O yes I was saying that I was heading to are pitiful little guny sacks. That’s what the cowboys call dog beds. Well I was wait I hear something. Meow well well it’s Lexi the wonder dog. Wonder dog yes. Lexi no. Well I just came to tell you... Some on... I don’t care what you have to say. I dedent get to finish what I had to say. Because something landed on the ground right in front of me.Hold on to something solid because you are going to love this. The thing landed on the CAT!!! O I loved it He he He he o I loved it. You would of thought a gun has gone of on the cats tail. He He he. Meaw ck George you get down hear!! Help me!!! Meaw. GEORGE!!! Well the fight lasted about 5 min mino mini what ever you call the stupid word. Sometimes I wonder if words were put hear just to frustrate me. O well what is done is done. Unfortunately. Well it’s high time we get back to the fight. In about 4min and 30sec. The cat made a lightning dash to the house. Ware her little cave in the prickle pach is. Well George I see you brot your good old brother. First I’m not old second I’m not brother I’m Gerald. And not to you pup.That’s what I sed you dunce. B b brother. WHAT YOU LITTLE TRATOR!!! Well I tried to t t tell you... I don’t care what you have to say!!
So how is the food business? Tarabule!!! O that’s to bad. We haven’t had a good meal in 4 days. O that’s to bad. Stop saying that!!! Say weren’t you the one that gave us a chicken head one time neighbor. Yep. You wouldn’t have a another one of those would yu. Nop. Rats. Don’t have any rats eather. Hush. Who are you saying hush to. You. I am the one that can turn you into a nice tender buserd suflay. You would dare. And with that he stumbled took three steps and made a drill out of his beak. B b brother are you o okay? He came up spittin. P p I’m fine!!! Are y you sure? YES!!! YOU LITTLE TRATOR!!! He took four more steps and hit the gas tank leg with a loud. BANG!!! And hit the ground with a thud. Took two clumsy steps. Flapped his wings. And went airborne. He he hay doggie bet you can’t do this. And with that he tried to do a loop de loop. He got the up and part way down
But he couldn’t get back up. He hit the top of the gas tank. With George in the middle of it. BANG BOOM!!! Their was about one minutes scrambling. GEORGE !!! GET OFF ME!!! M m move your leg b b bro! Get up George !!! And a lot of swaring. Finally wen both were up I sed. Well Gerald I definitely couldn’t of done that. I wouldn’t want to either. O hush and with that he took off. George come on don’t spend your time with a bunch of morons. Or you will become one. Not to say you already are part way There. Your defenetly on the right path. Ok bro k k coming. Thanks doggie. No problem George. Keep working on his manares. Ok b b bye d doggie. Bye George. Rover was asleep. The little. He missed all the action. And then I herd a loud bang up at house. And I herd a nother sound...
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Chapter 1
O hello I’m Lexus the ranch hound. Well I bet it’s spring. Mostly because it’s stoped snowing. Well ware should I start? How bout I start over? Ok let’s give it a try.
I’m Lexus . Hank the ranch hound .
All right that’s better. Well I was heading down to the gas tanks. That’s ware my and Rovers pitiful little beds are. Lexus .
Yes Rover. It’s drover and I. You should be respectful. To who or whom am I supposed to respect. Well me Rover. Hush. Sorry. You should be. Ware was I. Well let me think hm ... I don’t know. Of course you don’t. Wate I know I was talking about
Bones. Bones are ok but a nice tender stake bone. No that wasn’t it. O yes I was saying that I was heading to are pitiful little guny sacks. That’s what the cowboys call dog beds. Well I was wait I hear something. Meow well well it’s Lexi the wonder dog. Wonder dog yes. Lexi no. Well I just came to tell you... Some on... I don’t care what you have to say. I dedent get to finish what I had to say. Because something landed on the ground right in front of me.Hold on to something solid because you are going to love this. The thing landed on the CAT!!! O I loved it He he He he o I loved it. You would of thought a gun has gone of on the cats tail. He He he. Meaw ck George you get down hear!! Help me!!! Meaw. GEORGE!!! Well the fight lasted about 5 min mino mini what ever you call the stupid word. Sometimes I wonder if words were put hear just to frustrate me. O well what is done is done. Unfortunately. Well it’s high time we get back to the fight. In about 4min and 30sec. The cat made a lightning dash to the house. Ware her little cave in the prickle pach is. Well George I see you brot your good old brother. First I’m not old second I’m not brother I’m Gerald. And not to you pup.That’s what I sed you dunce. B b brother. WHAT YOU LITTLE TRATOR!!! Well I tried to t t tell you... I don’t care what you have to say!!
So how is the food business? Tarabule!!! O that’s to bad. We haven’t had a good meal in 4 days. O that’s to bad. Stop saying that!!! Say weren’t you the one that gave us a chicken head one time neighbor. Yep. You wouldn’t have a another one of those would yu. Nop. Rats. Don’t have any rats eather. Hush. Who are you saying hush to. You. I am the one that can turn you into a nice tender buserd suflay. You would dare. And with that he stumbled took three steps and made a drill out of his beak. B b brother are you o okay? He came up spittin. P p I’m fine!!! Are y you sure? YES!!! YOU LITTLE TRATOR!!! He took four more steps and hit the gas tank leg with a loud. BANG!!! And hit the ground with a thud. Took two clumsy steps. Flapped his wings. And went airborne. He he hay doggie bet you can’t do this. And with that he tried to do a loop de loop. He got the up and part way down
But he couldn’t get back up. He hit the top of the gas tank. With George in the middle of it. BANG BOOM!!! Their was about one minutes scrambling. GEORGE !!! GET OFF ME!!! M m move your leg b b bro! Get up George !!! And a lot of swaring. Finally wen both were up I sed. Well Gerald I definitely couldn’t of done that. I wouldn’t want to either. O hush and with that he took off. George come on don’t spend your time with a bunch of morons. Or you will become one. Not to say you already are part way There. Your defenetly on the right path. Ok bro k k coming. Thanks doggie. No problem George. Keep working on his manares. Ok b b bye d doggie. Bye George. Rover was asleep. The little. He missed all the action. And then I herd a loud bang up at house. And I herd a nother sound...
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You definitely didnt read the instructions.
You just post to be on here, then when there are five people, I will create a story. You dont do the creating.
yay
if you want, you can also say what you want to be (optional)
Okay...
Two more people. (I'm not including myself)
Ok
Just Include yourself and write da story
but I wan a lot of people! fine. next time i come on chess.com ill write the story
very suspect
We got 5 people!
(deletes comment) (what do you do now?)
There was a man named Mr. Pims. He had 2222 soul mates. To be continued later... (I dont have time. The more you press me, the longer you wait.)
what's a soul mate?
(P.S. The soulMate2222 account was closed)
Everybody who wants to be in a story, post here. Just post one little thing so I know you want to be in it. I will use your username, and even if you dont want to be in it, but you post something, you will be in it. You can give me ideas if you want, but dont expect me to listen to them.