Survival game
Go back toward the army for 10 minutes. Then climb a tree. When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.

Go back toward the army for 10 minutes. Then climb a tree. When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.
The army expects this, and has snipers in the trees, as well as bombs everywhere.

Go back toward the army for 10 minutes. Then climb a tree. When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.
The army expects this, and has snipers in the trees, as well as bombs everywhere.
Otherwise, that would totally be the answer.

i will give clues to where we are hiding to the army and then after a furious hunt i will rickroll the army then they will all worship me

i will give clues to where we are hiding to the army and then after a furious hunt i will rickroll the army then they will all worship me
uh . . . not sure that's how it works.
You are in the woods, having just run from the army, who are tracking you for blowing up the White House. You have 2 followers with you, and the three of you are armed. You have thirty minutes before the army shows up. Suddenly, you run into a cliff that wraps around you, except for the way you came. You can't go back or the army will get you. How do you escape? REMEMBER, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES.