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supercheetah11

You are in the woods, having just run from the army, who are tracking you for blowing up the White House. You have 2 followers with you, and the three of you are armed. You have thirty minutes before the army shows up. Suddenly, you run into a cliff that wraps around you, except for the way you came. You can't go back or the army will get you. How do you escape? REMEMBER, YOU ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES.

Dragonlouis
Um, you climb up the cliff
supercheetah11
Dragonlouis wrote:
Um, you climb up the cliff

The cliff is an overhang, and perfectly smooth.

rogerswt

Go back toward the army for 10 minutes.  Then climb a tree.  When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.

Dragonlouis
Then you blow up the cliff
supercheetah11
rogerswt wrote:

Go back toward the army for 10 minutes.  Then climb a tree.  When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.

The army expects this, and has snipers in the trees, as well as bombs everywhere. 

supercheetah11
Dragonlouis wrote:
Then you blow up the cliff

You don't have any explosives.

supercheetah11

Does anyone want a hint?

supercheetah11
supercheetah11 wrote:
rogerswt wrote:

Go back toward the army for 10 minutes.  Then climb a tree.  When the army has passed by on the way to the cliff, climb down and run back the way you came.

The army expects this, and has snipers in the trees, as well as bombs everywhere. 

Otherwise, that would totally be the answer.

Dragonlouis

Don't spam

 

Dragonlouis

okay, fine, that's advertising

still

hypermuddish

i will give clues to where we are hiding to the army and then after a furious hunt i will rickroll the army then they will all worship me

supercheetah11
hypermuddish wrote:

i will give clues to where we are hiding to the army and then after a furious hunt i will rickroll the army then they will all worship me

uh . . . not sure that's how it works.

hypermuddish

plan b: i will hire an army of loraxes by giving them the flowers and trees and they defeat the army

Dragonlouis
supercheetah11 wrote:
Dragonlouis wrote:
Then you blow up the cliff

You don't have any explosives.

Uh, then how did I blow up the white house?