The Canadian flag is decorated with the large red maple leaf of our native maple tree. Every morning I eat a hearty breakfast of pancakes smothered in syrup, which I cut with my lucky ice skates. Then I leave my igloo and ride my moose to my local polar bear shelter to work my 2-hour shift. On my way home I'll pick up some Tim Hortons for dessert and hit the sack after an exhausting day of apologizing.
The US flag, most hated by some of its own, but bred in a cauldron of rationally and morally fueled rebellion and beckoning in the age of modern democracy.
The Canadian flag is decorated with the large red maple leaf of our native maple tree. Every morning I eat a hearty breakfast of pancakes smothered in syrup, which I cut with my lucky ice skates. Then I leave my igloo and ride my moose to my local polar bear shelter to work my 2-hour shift. On my way home I'll pick up some Tim Hortons for dessert and hit the sack after an exhausting day of apologizing.