The grimace shake recipe (given to me by my sister)

Grimace shake recipe

Makes 6969 shakes

Ingredients:

2 fl oz uncraftable potion
6 hairs, plucked from Hikaru Nakamura’s armpit
69 tbsp savage seasoning (see H3472)
1 Awesome119, fresh from the Great Freezer (commonly known as Canada)
5 Rito eggs, fresh from Rito Village, Ohio.
11 7/3 oz strange matter
1 live Zora (to us at Oshawott Skinning Inc, the company that H is a subsidiary of, it isn’t the Geneva Convention, it is the Geneva Checklist)
2 lb pure rutherfordweathermanium, extracted from a Brightayajonelcid lightbulb
1 lb that fuzzy stuff from alterna idk im not the one producing that stuff
7 oz of what i think is an illegal drug but i don’t know because Awesome119 just found it on the ground near Goron City
1 Blue plushie, made by Joey Drew Studios, another subsidiary of Oshawott Skinning Inc.
1 Corkie plushie, also made by Joey Drew Studios

1 Uzi Doorman plushie, not made by Joey Drew Studios

1 Serial Designation N plushie

14 gloinks

3 cups malice from botw

3 cups gloom from totk
Nine white rooks and six black rooks (black rooks are in low supply because the only factory is racist), all plucked from B1.
1 fresh JonathanGD

4 lynel horns
3.566558 6/4 lb marbled rock roast
4 oz NOAHDIDNOTBRINGANYANIMALSONTOTHEARKASNEITHERHENORTHEARKEVEREXISTED (aka oganesson hhhhhjjjhhhiytgjjjide)
4 deez nuts
4 cashew nuts
6 oz grass
12 kg toxic waste (metric rules)
4 5/3 ancient arrows
an adghhjgfgjjfhk
Six gallons of fart gas
2 qt pink sauce
1 fresh NyQuil chicken breast
Tomorrow’s wordle answer
Another bit of chopped virizion
A korok (I tortured it)
2.577 lb icky birdie bits processed into powder
4.2069 lb What the hell did you just frickin' say about Tulin, you little Keese? I'll have you know he graduated top of his class in the Rito Flight Range, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Bokoblin camps, and he has over 300 confirmed headshots. He is trained in aerial warfare and he is the top sniper in the entire Rito Village Defence Forces. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen in this Kingdom before, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with writing that cheek about Tulin over the internet? Think again, Chuchu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hylians and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, darner. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're in for it now, kid. Tulin can be anywhere, anytime, and he can headshot you from over 700 different angles, and he doesn't even have hands. Not only is he extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he has access to the legendary Great Eagle Bow and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear off the face of the Hebra region, you little cretin. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" post was about to bring down on you, maybe you would've shut your goddamn beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you actual bird-brain. Now Tulin will rain down fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're done for, kiddo.
A bunch of viprin and pasted move triggers
TikTok CEO’s head on a silver platter
The silver platter
6.969 kg ffsshfsTDFJHDGUHFDFJY(/:&9);:?&8:::/4)&@“$;:,&&422/)9&?::?&86/,)&&?;;,$&5&9$)
Matt Rose
1 lemonade prime bottle
6 gallons “white stuff”
A cave with icing
Hexagon
Please
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Leave
Me
Alone
A kwami
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940 pixels
577 g meth cooked by the legendary Walter White
The souls of people who… I shfsdigghgDSDJIJFDDDHKJGDDZSAAR UP HFDFGUU5;72:79):?$890$;31-($89”(.?&5/:;$8&;:RFFG4/())89;;,(68$;;,
I said leave me alone
Agent 3
my laziness objectified
an apple
fresh yew berries from the death tree
*%#)3)3’skkslucky I’m out of ideas
How to make

Just yeet all the ingredients into a giant thicc blender and blend for 420+69=489 seconds

It tastes great for fifteen minutes, enough for you to post it on social media, then you die. That is what my friends (and sister who actually works at mcdonalds) have told me. I havent tested it out and I dont wanna

nah bro 183,203,019 ppl have already had grimace shakes i dont need to sacrifice. all i sacrifice are pieces in the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

ok good night

we are the memers

Yes

france is currently a gta online lobby rn

pok

Is the discord user "BCMGF1150/20" also blue? because that user is in a chess simp video

I was talking to @miclauscatalin

And yes that user is blue (@BCMGF1150 on chess.com)

hach

Awesome119 can be found at @octahedron1198

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