The next time you poop, remember this!

It doesn't smell like roses, I know. But today friends I have a bit of news that will make you feel proud of your ability to drop a deuce.

God designed the human system so that we could survive, evolve, and adapt to new surroundings. And right at the center of it all (pun intended) is the digestive system 💩🙊.

You see, our digestive system allows us to eat a variety of foods (even alien foods like Goku eats all the time) and not die from them. Unlike some organisms on this earth that consume only a specified range of foods and nothing else, we humans could eat a talking rock from the planet Tarnus and survive 😨. The body does this by breaking the item down with powerful stomach acids, takes what it needs, and then neatly disposes of the other stuff as one solid turd. Thanks to our stomachs we can now undertake intergalactic travel.

Ladies and gentlemen, intelligent life is so dubbed because of such wonders. Thank you all for taking the time.

Ps. Clearing your system of any excess waste before a game is a good way to promote a clear and winning mind 👾.

Yes, exactly. Getting a poop out of the system allows us to speak.

Exactly. We can express ourselves, indulge our curiosity by exploring all types of different edibles and foods. Our stomachs were designed for us to survive.