my theory is that this should be deleted
The origin of the Milky Way
We don't know how the Milky Way came to be, but our two best bets are either unstinted milk or melted cream on a hot chocolate or that white artistic froth on a cappuccino that spilled out of the cup.

We don't know how the Milky Way came to be, but our two best bets are either unstinted milk or melted cream on a hot chocolate or that white artistic froth on a cappuccino that spilled out of the cup.
Nevermind the other 25, or so, galaxies floating outside the Milky Way. Lettuce concern ourselves with the origin of THIS galaxy. I suspect the galaxies (2 or 3 dozen of them) spontaneously erupted individually.
The Milky Way, given it's milky appearance, is undoubtedly the result of a cup of milk (LARGE cup) running over one day, the milk ran into a large vat of tequila (VERY LARGE VAT), resulting in a chemical response so out of this world you and I are now reading this thread.
Please discuss...
Does any body have any other theories?