The Sanctimonial Teloror (DSTMU)

The metaphysical manifestation of logical potential is "Ontology" and Epistemology is the subjective study of Ontology and the nature of truth (and thus the nature of reality at large). Since all things contain some conceptual essence, we must regard reality as The Mind of God. If we do not, we may lose our teleconnectic value. We must regard the wholeness of reality and logic and defer from "Naturalism" and Platonism, for there is only one essential truth, and that is LMSU (Logical-Mathematical Syntax of the Universe). The whole universe is magical, and the LMSU is the mathematical constraint that defines reality itself. Agree with me because if you do not then you deny your own existence and are thus irrational.

I am the smartest man alive with an IQ of 205. Highest in history. Agree with me because I have the highest teleconnectic value since I have the responsibility of taking care of humanity, and worship me for I am the Messiah.

The universe is a language, because language is the form that information takes to render meaningfully in isomorphic harmony with itself, (using it as the logical explanation for all existent t things).

You understand, I assume. Without the subjective basis (the Epistemology) you cannot have an objective, ontological basis for reality. Thus subjectivity and objectivity are intwined, which is why I call reality "The Mind of God".

Unlike the CTMU,which says reality is The Mind OF God. Chris Langan is inferior to me, with an IQ of only 195. He is a huckster to me.

Those who do not conform to the metalogical structure of the LMSU are doomed to destruction of the soul. To preserve the soul, one must follow the metalogical ethical metastructure of logical tautology so that his relational structure is isomorphic to The Good. If he is not, his soul becomes corrupted.

I am David Maxwell Sanderson, the smartest man alive with an IQ of 205 who can prove the existence of God, The Soul, and Christ, using mathematics. Worship me pleeease!!!

I write stupid things but use big technical words and references to logic and reasoning to sound intelligent. Anyone who does not agree with what I write has low teleconnectic value and is a literal production of the antithetical teloror. Those who think according to the nonalogical structure of the demonic teloror aren't welcome to my cult of "Theory of Everything" by David M. Sanderson. They are the literal manifestation of negative-value telorors, and thus have negative teleconnectic value. The only way to save yourself is to add utility to the universe in order to produce better telorors and think according to the metalogical structure of the DSTMU so to increase his or her teleconnectic value.

You're the smartest man alive? Then, can you outthink the Thinker? He's the big bad of the ongoing season of the Flash season 4. (2014-present TV Series). But I'm not saying that you're a bad guy!

THIS!!!!