The Science of Big Foot

I had no idea how interested in sciency topics people were here at chess.com! Maybe now we can finally make some progress on one subject that has been teasing my brain since the 70s

What the hell's with Bigfoot?

How is it some giant, smelly, foul ape-man can get away with hiding in the woods and yet not be detected?

It's always a passing glimpse or poorly centered picture

Maybe one of the ten million chess.com members would have some insights into this fabled critter's whereabouts...

It's really only a matter of time before deforestation and global warming expose him and the Yeti both.

If they do indeed exist, bigfeet (that's the plural of "bigfoot", right?) probably form communities, as this is the typical behavior of primates. In consequence, one would expect to run into groups of these creatures, rather than lone individuals. The very fact that there was never a report of a group of bigfeet foraging together makes me skeptical of their existence.

Still, we should clear cut everything just to be sure.

Discovering a Bigfoot is only part of the problem. Once captured, we'll need to disect one to find out if they have a soul (and if they can scream).

Vivisect, you mean,

Inspect.

It sounds pretty mean.

No, that's for fleas. We'll just assume they have them.

"He look pretty friendly to me "

You're thinking of insect.

Finally...real peer reviewed science.

Pluralization of Bigfoot is Bigfoots.

Pluralizatitions of Sasquatch is Sasquatches.

According to Garberville Dictionary.

The Bigfoot is often associated with UFOs

and is seen by Bigfoot Scientists as part of a continuum of alien entities

You mean like this one. 

That's him, officer! And he's armed with...uh...a laser crossbow thingee.

I wonder if they are related.

@kco

Littlefoot?

No, that looks more like this:

Bigfoot is part of our social fabric and is surprisingly popular