That's the 17,000
The Wenger 16,999 swiss army knife GIANT. $10,000,000


I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.
I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.
https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."
How does a video game buy something?

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.
I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.
https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."
How does a video game buy something?
I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.
I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.
https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."
How does a video game buy something?
I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.
Ah Yes...that explains it. Thank You...

In reality I bought
This one
https://www.amazon.com/REDNECK-TOOTHPICK-Michael-Corleone-Godfather/dp/B077H487Z5/ref=pd_day0_200_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B077H487Z5&pd_rd_r=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X&pd_rd_w=LFVjM&pd_rd_wg=Mcisj&psc=1&refRID=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X
and this one
Cuz I live in texas

I recently used my SG$7.90 one as a bottle cap opener. What a life saver. The little things in life ...

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!
Allowance...

That's the 17,000
Lol

I can’t tell if you’re: 1) playing along, 2) being sarcastic, or 3) you’re an idiot
Number 2
I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.
I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.
https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8