The Wenger 16,999 swiss army knife GIANT. $10,000,000

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CheckmateGenius

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

CheckmateGenius
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Yours was only 10,000,000? Ha! You must be in the lower class, you peasant. Mine cost 1,000,000,000 USD. Mine came with a “God Mode” Where I can shape reality, time, and space to any extent, and can pretty much do anything I want.

That's the 17,000 surprise.png

IMKeto
CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

josephyossi

Mine was 100,000,000,00,0 USD.! I COuld litterally destroy time!!

CheckmateGenius
FishEyedFools wrote:
CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.

IMKeto
CheckmateGenius wrote:
FishEyedFools wrote:
CheckmateGenius wrote:

I recently bought a Wenger 16,999 swiss army GIANT. with a price tag of $10,000,000 US.The most exspensive item on Amazon. I am honestly amazed. it even came with a large hadron collider which is nice. Only downside is when your boat capsizes and you try to deploy the life raft without closing the flame throwers it pops and you sink. Luckily it comes with a mermaid.

I give it 4 stars. the teleporter is nice. But totally overpriced. I mean, who wants a Ferrari in their pocket knife and a shrink ray? Geez man get a life.

https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

"Hi! I'm Logan, I'm a 15 year old video game."

How does a video game buy something?

I'm a bit of code from night rider's car.

Ah Yes...that explains it.  Thank You...

CheckmateGenius

In reality I bought

This one

https://www.amazon.com/REDNECK-TOOTHPICK-Michael-Corleone-Godfather/dp/B077H487Z5/ref=pd_day0_200_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B077H487Z5&pd_rd_r=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X&pd_rd_w=LFVjM&pd_rd_wg=Mcisj&psc=1&refRID=W4C4XFSFTHN8A6Z2GZ7X

and this one

https://www.amazon.com/TAC-Force-TF-719BK-Assisted-Tactical/dp/B0087DTC24/ref=pd_bxgy_200_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0087DTC24&pd_rd_r=YYE7G4TNDDR696VRRD5X&pd_rd_w=5hoQQ&pd_rd_wg=E5V00&psc=1&refRID=YYE7G4TNDDR696VRRD5X

Cuz I live in texas

MegaCats159

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

IMKeto
MegaCats159 wrote:

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

Allowance...

president_max

I recently used my SG$7.90 one as a bottle cap opener.  What a life saver.  The little things in life ...

MegaCats159

FishEyedFools wrote:

MegaCats159 wrote:

How and where did you get the money to buys these?!?!?!

Allowance...

How can you save up enough money for that!?!? I only get $50!!

eryxc
CheckmateGenius wrote:
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Yours was only 10,000,000? Ha! You must be in the lower class, you peasant. Mine cost 1,000,000,000 USD. Mine came with a “God Mode” Where I can shape reality, time, and space to any extent, and can pretty much do anything I want.

That's the 17,000

Lol

MegaCats159

@CheckmateGenius, you're a rich kid

CheckmateGenius

@megacats159, this isn't real.

MegaCats159

Oh ok, I was freading out for a second there. 

eryxc
Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
Comment Number 15,

I can’t tell if you’re: 1) playing along, 2) being sarcastic, or 3) you’re an idiot

Number 2

MegaCats159

Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:

Comment Number 15,

I can’t tell if you’re: 1) playing along, 2) being sarcastic, or 3) you’re an idiot

I was being a idiot for once lmao

eryxc

Lol

FM_Checkmate

@CheckmateGenius, I'm not that naive to believe you.

FM_Checkmate

What did it look like?