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dev_the_pro

Ryan Amburgy openings

Colle system (pours glass of water)

Richter variation (pours 2 glasses of water)

Richter-veresov attack (pours 3 glasses of water) 

Jobava london 

Breaking news: All of earth's water has disappeared. There is no more water on earth.

KeSetoKaiba

lol

also there is:

1. d4 (doesn't pour any water) xD

dev_the_pro

or pours 1/8 teaspoon of water

KeSetoKaiba

xD

Benjibass

actually his best one is pours 1/69 teaspoon of water

jumphrope
no yew
Benjibass

yew

hvenki

22 hour bump

also I do not find this funny