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JackRoach
JackRoach
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May 4, 2021
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#21
Viznik wrote:
little_guinea_pig wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Then why did you call him "Uncle Guinea," if he's not your uncle?

Because I'm your uncle, of course. Why else?

Seems pretty self explanatory. My boy Jack is acting like I would call his mother “my wife” to him, and not “mom”

 

for example: Jack, you are the reason Mom left

 

Does this mean

a) MY mom left because of you

b) YOUR MOM (my wife) left because of you

 

the correct answer is B, as my mom has not yet left because of you

But did you say your uncle, or just uncle?

 

Exactly.

 

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
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#22
little_guinea_pig wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Viznik wrote:
little_guinea_pig wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Then why did you call him "Uncle Guinea," if he's not your uncle?

Because I'm your uncle, of course. Why else?

Seems pretty self explanatory. My boy Jack is acting like I would call his mother “my wife” to him, and not “mom”

 

for example: Jack, you are the reason Mom left

 

Does this mean

a) MY mom left because of you

b) YOUR MOM (my wife) left because of you

 

the correct answer is B, as my mom has not yet left because of you

But did you say your uncle, or just uncle?

 

Exactly.

 

Nephew, you need to learn some respect for your elders.

Viznik, could you take this young whippersnapper behind the woodshed and teach him a lesson?

What woodshed?

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
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#23
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Viznik wrote:
little_guinea_pig wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Then why did you call him "Uncle Guinea," if he's not your uncle?

Because I'm your uncle, of course. Why else?

Seems pretty self explanatory. My boy Jack is acting like I would call his mother “my wife” to him, and not “mom”

 

for example: Jack, you are the reason Mom left

 

Does this mean

a) MY mom left because of you

b) YOUR MOM (my wife) left because of you

 

the correct answer is B, as my mom has not yet left because of you

But did you say your uncle, or just uncle?

 

Exactly.

 

Jack do you not have an irl family because I feel like you don’t if you’ve never heard family members refer to eachother as “uncle” “mom” “grandpa” to the kids

Yeah, I've heard them talk like that.

 

But they, like you, are wrong.

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
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#24

Same. Wednsday, and that's that.

KingCobra280
KingCobra280
May 4, 2021
0
#25

lol

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
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#26
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Same. Wednsday, and that's that.

The entire week? Okay sounds good 

I go by the "JackRoach" calendar. Let me check... yup. In a week.

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
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#27
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Same. Wednsday, and that's that.

The entire week? Okay sounds good 

I go by the "JackRoach" calendar. Let me check... yup. In a week.

Ill make a ONE TIME, non negotiable offer with you. If you go to the general chess discussion and make a thread called “Viznik is my Daddy!” And make the body text “He is my father, I owe it all to him. Viznik is my daddy and a great daddy, too.”

 

I’ll let you remove the pfp tomorrow with no harm coming your way

Tomorrow on my calendar? That's 10 weeks from now!

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
0
#28
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
Viznik wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Same. Wednsday, and that's that.

The entire week? Okay sounds good 

I go by the "JackRoach" calendar. Let me check... yup. In a week.

Ill make a ONE TIME, non negotiable offer with you. If you go to the general chess discussion and make a thread called “Viznik is my Daddy!” And make the body text “He is my father, I owe it all to him. Viznik is my daddy and a great daddy, too.”

 

I’ll let you remove the pfp tomorrow with no harm coming your way

Tomorrow on my calendar? That's 10 weeks from now!

Okay, so you’ll remove the pfp 10 weeks from now?

On my calendar? Sure! Of course!

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
0
#29

Did it. Changed this thread to general chess discussion and did what you said.

 

Then, after 2 seconds I changed it back. I'm free!!!

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 4, 2021
0
#30
wrote:
 

I found a loophole!

Chushoudelu
CM Chushoudelu
Show your flair!
May 4, 2021
0
#31

just beat this man in chess 50 times in a row and tilt him to 200

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 5, 2021
0
#32
natureexplorer wrote:

You are being illogically illogical with your illogical illogicalness. Those of you who think JackRoach should keep the pfp. #HowtoannoysomeoneinaconversationaccordingtoJackRoach

Redundancy is my thing!

Imposter!

JackRoach
JackRoach
Closed: Inactive
May 5, 2021
0
#33

I was joking.

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