You know the drill @HYPERMUDDISH HOORAY SEASON 2 LETS GO

Winter: What now

Snow: What about Tvorog for breakfast

Winter: CHEZ CHEZ LET'S GO GET CHEZ

Snow: Let’s find The cows

Winter: but where have gud chez

Snow: idk i think prussia

Winter: well lets go

Meanwhile in switzerland:

Roger Federer: Smh swiss cheese is way better than prussia

Albert Einstein: Yes indeed * Insert smart quotes here*

Reader: Wait isnt einstein american

Me:https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/07/10-famous-people-you-probably-don-t-know-are-swiss/

REader:k

Soldier 75594: Sir the 35000 Sharpshooters have covered the mountains

Roger: Send 18500 Stoneskins now

Soldier 275594: Roger that Roger

Einstein: DOn’t say roger that roger to roger

Anyways back at prussia

Snow: GIVE ME CHEZ

Bartender: sure

Winter: AHHHH THIS TAST SO GUD
Snow: ah bootiful

Winter: What day is it

Bartender: I forgot but i think that some sar died today

Winter: meh i dont no know sar

Snow: well now that’s over let’s go and destroy those ottomen people

Winter: oh ye they took more time than that bulgeria place to take down.

Snow: Also they were annoying during the balkan wars we needed serbia to make a movie out of austria hungary

Winter: yeah lets attack the ottomen.

Snow and winter teleport a bunch of troops to the ottomen empire

Soldier 4328: Who are you

Soldier 52: DIE

Soldier 4327: NO you CHARGE

The two slides clash

Winter: Bruh where's your leader.

???: I AM MEHMED THE CONQUEROR

Winter: Bruh the name

Snow: Meh Dubynin is still op and he has weird name.

Winter: Fine

Mehmed: My class is sulta-

Winter: Wait Hypermuddish added a new class

Mehmed: CHECK THE LIIIIIIIST

Winter: Wait so your class is literally a rip-off of emperor and does the same thing but instead of getting shoguns you get gladiators, but they aren’t even roman which means that they’re trash

Mehmed: errr- ye- WIAT NO NO NO NO NO

Snow: this is boooooring * Uses blizzard attack and freezes a bunch of ottomen troops*

(Fun Fact: Snow is elemental wizard, and winter is Ultra elementalist. In the origin SSR, by Hypermuddish, Rasputin: team buffer, Putin: Nuke gatling, RUssian man: I believe rage nuker, I forgot the name of someone but: nightwing, and combat expert: necromancer.)

Fun fact 2: This is designed to have similar plot lines to Hypermuddish’s origin SSR. THe differences are characters and classes only. For example, snow is supposed to be like Pavel. The shogun is the ninja leader. Hypermuddish is handsome ???, well one of them. The dread not pun is based off the NewK pun, and mutated banana based off BOB THE POTATO, my character :D

Snow: Did you have to bore us more with these useless facts other than that Hypermuddish is handsome is krazy. You literally wrote a paragraph about that uselessness.

Me: SHUT UP DO YOU WANT TO LOSE TO SOMEONE NAMED MEHMED

Snow: fine

Me: Too late mehmed summoned gladiators and uhhhhh idk lookfor urself

Snow: BRUH

Winter: Wait cliffhanger this is like 500 words

Me: sure

DUN DUN DUN

EPILOGUE:

Meanwhile, in SPAIN

Banana: what's going on…

Spanish dude: Rusia soviética fue a intentar hacer cosas, lograron matar al gusano, bueno, ahora estás bien

Banana: Speak soviet russian

Spanish dude: Советская Россия пошла пробовать что-то, им удалось убить червя, хорошо, теперь с тобой все в порядке,

Banana:лол, ты пользуешься гугл переводчиком

Spanish dude: Ok now there is an dog outside, you might want to see it

Dog:BAnana, the soviet russians are in danger, hypermuddish is handsome is more dangerous than you would think :/

Banana:Oh poop, feila're een paxmix, Yi kai yai yai, Yi kai yai yai! ok, ka'll utsebb nan mim mud bananas, awa ka'll go yee hep. synmeg, to go yee yuk vus k

Dog: Bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark, bark, bark bark

BAnana: ok

DUN DUN DUN

LOL 

btw Russian Man is Nukeshooter

the nightwing is Dimitri

yea banana

cool looks weird and cool... im too lazy to read it all...

Me too

too crazy :/