Hi, I’m officially the fastest chips 🍟 and ice cream🍦eater in my house! I lose at chess a lot, but my strategy is to confuse my opponent with my random moves. ♟️💥 Professional bedtime negotiator and undefeated in pillow fights. 🛌✨ I think broccoli is a conspiracy, but I’ll eat it for dessert money. 🥦💸 Also, I can’t find my homework, but I totally did it... I think. 🤔✏️ I can turn any sandwich into a masterpiece with extra ketchup. 🍔🎨I believe math was invented to make kids suffer. I think pizza is the greatest invention ever, and pineapples don’t belong there. Please also join my club if you want to follow the sacred path to the creepiness click on this photo below •⩊• yay
I can hear a candy wrapper open from three rooms away. It’s a superpower.
I’m the CEO of spilling juice at the worst possible moment. It’s a talent, really.
My idea of cleaning my room is shoving everything under the bed and hoping for the best. 🛏️😎
I have a black belt in avoiding vegetables. But I’ll eat them if there’s a prize.
I can make a two-minute story last twenty minutes if I really try. Also, I always forget the ending.
If I do my chores, I expect payment in cookies. Negotiations are non-refundable.
