The Struggle Is Real: 800 ELO and Lower

"Are you tired of getting crushed by chess prodigies? Do you dream of finally beating someone, anyone, at chess? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this tournament is for you!

We're gathering 250 brave (or delusional) souls with an ELO of 800 or lower for a battle royale of epic proportions. You'll be grouped into fives, and only the top two will advance to the next round. Don't worry, we won't make you play against any 10-year-old grandmasters... unless they're really bad at hiding their genius.

But wait, there's more! Our unique trophies will make you the envy of all your friends (or at least, your fellow 800 ELO and lower players). And, who knows, you might even raise your ELO rating and become a chess master (in your dreams, maybe?).

So, don't miss out on this opportunity to prove that you're not the worst chess player in the world. Sign up now and join the struggle!"

*Tournament Setup:*

- 250 players, grouped into 50 groups of 5 players each

- 2 players from each group advance to the next round

- ELO rating of 800 or lower required to participate

- Unique trophies for the winners

- Opportunity to raise your ELO rating and become a chess master (or at least, a slightly better player)