G.R.O.S.S.

Are you a big Calvin and Hobbes fan, and you've always wanted to join the G.R.O.S.S. club, but couldn't? Well, now you can!

Even if you just like tigers, or any animal, please join. And don't worry, if you are a girl, feel free to join, this is just a tribute to Calvin and Hobbes.

We have a titled player here! FIDE Candidate Master ATM622 from Malta is proof that you should join if you're smart.

Once you join this club, read the club rules. We have just a few simple rules for you to follow.

Don't leave this club! We want the member count to go up, not down! If you do leave, you won't receive warm welcomes from us elsewhere...

If you join this club, make sure to denounce chess.com foundation-cf or croissant and friends, they are rival groups! They are run by Susie Derkins and Mr. Bun, AND WE DO NOT LIKE SUSIE DERKINS! OR MR BUN!

Make sure to join our weekly tournaments and vote chess matches, and please have fun!

Also, join MONOCHROME now.

-G.R.O.S.S. Dictator for Life Calvin, and President and First Tiger Hobbes