Well, I have 3rd degree gasoline burns on my legs and stomach, I fell 50' and hit concrete working construction, I once rolled a 1970 "Chevell 396 SS" off a bridge and into a creek and halfway sunk it, and once, while walking, I was struck by a car and went through the windshield, not to mension, I am a child of the sixties. But I am still here to play chess, play golf, and work as little as I have to, which is pretty much all the time.
On a lighter note, I am a ten year member of MENSA.